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Hogwarts Chatroom I
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Hogwarts Chatroom I
by Sabrina Snape
princesschicken: H-e-l-l-o? Is anyone on right now?

princesschicken: GASP! *no answer*

princesschicken: *sigh* They said they would be here!!! Where are they? *paces*

princesschicken: I am bored!!! Hm….must find something to do. OOO! I know I can write random incomprehensible stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

princesschicken: OOOchickencowmoowehaveahistoryofmagictesttomorrowphiriestolemytextbookIloveJamesmoobockBillNyethescienceguyIlikebrowniesonceuponatimetherewasaprincessnamedLily!!!!!

icecobra: HAH! WE GOT YOU!!!!!

pyrochick: IT’S ALL RECORDED!!!!

princesschicken: Hm….what? What are you talking about?

icecobra: You just admitted your undying love for James!

princesschicken: I DID NOT! Where?

pyrochick: In that long random sentence.

princesschicken: OH SNAP. *cowers under bed* You guys are going to tell James, aren’t you?

icecobra: There is no need to alert my cousin. He should be logging on any moment now.

seer13: I seem to have stumbled on an interesting situation. James better log on soon!!!

silverarrow: Hi everybody!

princesschicken: HI!!!

seer13: If you are interested, LILY LOVES JAMES!!!!! As said in the fifth post by Lily herself.

princesschicken: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

silverarrow: That was kind of mean, you guys. But hey, we all knew it…

princesschicken: The ALL has expanded to you now Phirie. *evil glare*

luaugirl: What’s going on?

pyrochick: Well, Lily has just admitted her undying love for James, and we are all torturing her.

princesschicken: LILO!! HELP!!! You’re my lawyer! SUE them!!!

luaugirl: Um…okay. *begins furiously flipping through law books to find a reason to arrest for verbal harassment*

icecobra: JAMES LOG ON ALREADY!!!!

seer13: I seem to have a hunch that all the people we know will log into this chat room before James.

icecobra: I hope you’re wrong. That would suck.

seer13: But then there’s more people to torture Lily.

wolfie: Hi Phirie! *kiss*

silverarrow: *kiss*

icecobra: Remus I ORDER you to make James Potter log on right NOW!!!

wolfie: Uh, sorry Ice, but I can’t. He’s not in the dorm.

pyrochick: Is Sirius in the dorm?

wolfie: Yeah. He’s turning his quill into a toad and back again repeatedly.

pyrochick: WELL TELL HIM TO GET OFF HIS ASS AND FIND JAMES!!!!!

snuffles: Why would I want to do that? It’s much more fun talking with you. What’s up?

pyrochick: Why should I tell you?

snuffles: Don’t be like that Rasha, the light of my life…

pyrochick: Not working. FIND JAMES!!!

snuffles: Remus, what the hell is going on?

wolfie: Actually I’m not sure. What is going on?

icecobra: It’s in plain sight if you bother to read the rest of the conversation.
snuffles: Why would I do that? I have you people to tell me.

seer13: No offense Rasha, but your boyfriend is an obnoxious bastard.

wolfie: Apparently Lily admitted to liking James.

snuffles: Oh. All this fuss for old gossip?

icecobra: Sure, we knew it already, but she actually admitted it. And if James logs on and reads it…

snuffles: So?

icecobra: You’re just trying to keep from admitting Rasha and I’s brilliance!

polarprincess: OOO! What’s the juicy gossip?

silverarrow: Well Haru, Lily admitted to liking James Potter.

polarprincess: Is he that sexy Gryffindor seeker?

princesschicken: Uh-huh. *nods furiously* Except he’s not sexy. You can have him!!!

polarprincess: Sorry, but he could never match up to my Tom.

seer13: *gags*

llamatime: LLAMA!!!!!!!!!

icecobra: A new arrival! You are proving to be right Sabrina. Anyways Tera, we are discussing how Lily just admitted her love fore James Potter.

llamatime: What a llamaful development!!!!!!!

petey: HI!!!

seer13: Stop picking your nose Peter.

petey: Hey, how did she know that?!

potionsprince: What are you immature 5th years gibbering about?

seer13: Why do you care?

potionsprince: I need someone to torture.

seer13: Will Lily Evans do?

potionsprince: Sure, whatever. So what am I torturing her about?

seer13: She admitted to liking James Potter.

potionsprince: Hah! The Mudblood and the bastard. This should be fun.

seer13: I am going to get you Snivelly!! Call James a bastard, but that other word was not a slip-up!

mcgiggles: Severus! What atrocious language! I really should take away ten points from Slytherin, but I’ll be nice this time. So, Lily likes James?

princesschicken: I DO NOT!!!

pyrochick: Yes, she does.

ilovelemondrops: Oh hello Minerva! *smooch*

mcgiggles: *giggles* Oh, Albus! *smooch*

princesschicken: EW! KEEP IT G RATED!

icecobra: ICK!

pyrochick: G-ROSS!!!

seer13: KEEP YOUR SEX LIVES IN BED!!!

silverarrow: I DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!

luaugirl: *vomits*

wolfie: Uh…

snuffles: *yawns*

polarprincess: I wish Tom would do that…

llamatime: This is a DISGRACE to llamas everywhere!

petey: Huh?

potionsprince: You are so immature!

#1seeker: LILY YOU LIKE ME?

-The End-

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