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Passing Notes: History of Magic I
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Passing Notes: History of Magic I
by Sabrina Snape
James asked me out for like the billionth time today. Can’t he take a hint?!
-Lils

You know, he really does love you. Why are you always so mean to him?
-Phirie

Yeah, so? It’s his own fault!!!
-Lils

This is sooooo boring. What should we do to spice things up a bit? Set Pr. Binns on fire?
-Rasha

Rasha, it is impossible to set ectoplasm on fire. Most likely, due to the substance’s nature it would bounce off and hit Frank.
-Sabrina

Oh, c’mon. Only you would actually know that.
-Rasha

Honestly, she is right you know, Sabrina.
-Lils

I knew that. Gosh, how did you guys get in 5th year History of Magic anyway?
-Severus

It’s a little Muggle something called a tape-recorder.
-Lils

Filthy Mudblood. You shouldn’t be here anyway.
-Severus

OOOO! I’m going to get you for that Snivelly!!!!!!! RASHA! When you get this next set him on fire!!!!!!
-Lils

Hey! Snivellus, you cannot be callin’ my girl that word!!!!
-James

I appreciate your idiot commentary.
-Severus

JAMES! I am not your girl!!!!!! Go make out with Bellatrix already.
-Lily Evans (not Potter)

Oh. I’ve already made out with Belle. We went out in first year, before I’d seen you.
-James

You call Bella, Belle?! You’re my best pal James, my man, but that is just SCARY!
-Sirus

Seriously. Not even her friends call her that.
-Lils

It’s just my pet name for her….gosh. Touchy. I mean, I call you Lilyflower, right beautiful?

UGHH! Do not call me that!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-Lils

*sets Severus on fire* Is that good Lils?
-Rasha
Oh thanks a lot, Mudbloods.
-Severus

Don’t set the paper on fire!!!
-Lilo

RASHA!!!! You can’t kill him. Only I’m allowed to do that!!
-Sabrina

But he called me a Mudblood!!!!
-Rasha

Let’s ask Pheary. She always has a solution.
-Lils

Well, you’re getting Ice instead.
-Ice

Can I join in the convirsaton?
-Peter

Of course Peter.
-Lilo

No way!!!
-Rasha

Everyone hates you Ratface.
-Severus

And everyone hates you too, Snivellus.
-Sirius


You are not joining in this Wormtail. Get off this paper!!
-Lils

Most definitely. I agree with Severus. Wow.
-Ice

What’s up? *reads rest of paper* Oh, c’mon, Peter’s gross but stop picking on him!
-Pheary

My wittle Petey is not gross!!!!!!!!!
-Lilo

Oh yes he is. Look at him, he’s picking his nose, right now!
-Sabrina

Stop dissing my man Peter. NOW!
-James

Shut up, James! It’s not like I care what you think!
-Sabrina

Idiot. *extinguishes hair*
-Severus

Are you calling me an idiot? Because I can make that crooked nose of yours a whole lot worse!
-Sabrina

No. I’m calling the great James over here an idiot. Duh.
-Severus

Oh…it seems that I am still able to write… wow ……*reads other stuff on paper*….Oh Dearie Me
I’m afraid I must take away 20 points per the house of each person on this paper for passing notes and calling names. Threats are not a good thing children….Now, the Goblin Wars started in 1855…..
But Prof. Binns…That’s sooo not fair!!! Most of us are Gryffindors, so we get like a 100 points taken away!!!
-James Potter

Hm….What’s that you say? Oh. Well you Gryffindors should have been more careful. Hmph!

Who votes for viciously attacking Binns?!!!!!!!!!!
-Lils

This is going to kill my record……..but who gives a crap? SURE!
-Severus

I’m in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-James

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Rasha

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Lilo

I’ve wanted to do this for eternity!!!!!
-Sirius

I’m with you all the way! Evil……..
-Sabrina

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!
-Ice

I can’t do this! Well…….this may be my only chance in life! OK!
-Phirie

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Rasha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Prof. Binns


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